when she says she doesn’t send nudes
when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes
when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia
When Russia sends you nudes
being a guy i’ve always wondered about how girls do that snail thing with their hair and a towel
i googled it and found out and
i’ve been looking like this for about 2 hours.
i’m so happy.
I need a girlfriend.
Just realized. Where the crap are my nipples? I swear I have them. Please believe me.
This need to be on the login page of tumblr
im fucking crying my therapist has these little mamushka dolls in her office and the first one is so pretty like
and then it just goes downhill from there
fucking ground sprinkles what the fuck
What? You commoners don’t even have enough time to grind your own sprinkles?? Well, What do I have to lose?
I WILL DO IT
I WILL EAT THE COMMONERS SPRINKLES
THE OHSHC FANDOM TOOK OVER A POST FOR ONCE